<Vodoka> I have girls who are my friends. Not girlfriend.
<Arisu-tan> Everybody knows that all the cheerleaders and popular girls LIKE asshole losers.
<Vodoka> It’s seriously not that big of a deal, Masato.
<Sheeta> 3D girls are soft and warm and stuff
<masatoONE> my college has cheerleaders?! where have I been?
<Arisu-tan> Yeah, you can’t hug your 2D waifu
<masatoONE> YEAH
<Tatari|JERK> Sure I can
<masatoONE> wait
<Tatari|JERK> Look at me go
<masatoONE> body pilow
<Sheeta> can she hug back?
<Arisu-tan> Well you can hug the monitor but it’s not very comfortable.
<Tatari|JERK> …No
<Shikiller|3006> body pillows are so sad lol
<masatoONE> they are too expensive
<Shikiller|3006> you bought one?
<Arisu-tan> I had a body pillow, but for the comfort, not the animu. It was solid black.
<masatoONE> or I’d have a satoko one
<Tatari|JERK> I did （ ｀ー´）
<Ice_Rabbit> they’re cheaper than girlfriends
<masatoONE> bullshit
<Sheeta> body pillows are damn creepy
<Arisu-tan> You can’t get laid with your body pillow.
<Tatari|JERK> I can never get laid with a real girl either
<Tatari|JERK> What’s your point
<masatoONE> NONSENSE
<Vodoka> Oh come on, now you’re bringing up sex?
<Arisu-tan> Ouch, you slapped yourself down.
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<masatoONE> ANYONE CAN GET AID
<Neko> Not true.
<Shikiller|3006> aids?
<masatoONE> YOU JUST HAVE TO IMPROVE YOUR SELF IMAGE
<Tatari|JERK> Nah, I’m invincible to that kind of stuff
<Tatari|JERK> It’s like, level 0 trolling
<Sheeta> Neko, are 3D girls better than 2D girls?
<Vodoka> You don’t really need girlfriend for sex, stop being ridiculous.
<Shikiller|3006> indeed
<Arisu-tan> You go to whores?
<Sheeta> you can have a boyfriend for that too
<Shikiller|3006> …
<Arisu-tan> Oh true, that works.
<Vodoka> And it’s not like the sex is the most important thing.
<Tatari|JERK> Any urge I have to get laid goes away once I’m done fapping.
<Ice_Rabbit> if sex is your primary concern something is probably wrong
<Sheeta> sex is better when you’re in love~
<Vodoka> And rather, one should ask Neko: “Are 3D guys better than 2D guys?”
<Arisu-tan> We’re all people on irc, any need for semi-physical emotional contact is lost.
<Sheeta> well, Neko might like girls too
<Sheeta> who knows
<Vodoka> Since honestly, I prefer some of the guys in anime, comics and games to real people.
<masatoONE> Hell, in just one week I started getting better grades, got a new girlfriend, and life seemed nicer. THAT COULD BE YOU FOR ONLY $19.95. BUY SELFIMAGE TODAY
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<Tatari|JERK> I don’t have 20$
<Vodoka> In one week I was diagnosed to be possibly insane.
<masatoONE> oh wow
<Vodoka> Bet I had more interesting week, Masato.
<Arisu-tan> In one week my doctor told me I’d be a cripple by the time I was 30
<masatoONE> in one week, I got a new penis
<masatoONE> so now I have 2
<Sheeta> In one week, I was dead
<Sheeta> now I’m a ghost
<Vodoka> Arisu: That’s a moe trait. You’ll need a wheelchair, right?
<Sheeta> it’s cool
<Ice_Rabbit> it’s not moe irl
<Shikiller|3006> 2 days ago i forgot where the gym i go was
<Vodoka> Yes it is.
<Shikiller|3006> and i go there every day
just a normal day on #ammy…well, normal when I’m there.
