The Asou Twins (Review)

Warning: This post is NOT SAFE FOR VIEWING OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME. I only reviewed this because I was asked to by a friend. Apparently, people think it’s mighty funny when someone reads something deplorable, horrible, and non-adorable. While I do take responsibility for anything contained herein, please note that I do not condone any of the acts portrayed in this game, or any other game that involves acts of torture, humiliation, or any other disgusting things. Thank you,
masat01 

Well, my second review of a visual novel that was completely useless. Now, I’m not saying it shouldn’t have been made (The Water Closet is a different story) but I felt like I almost wasted an hour or two when I finished the main phase and the extra phases. This one, Double Phase – The Asou Twins – Anal and Pussy Enlargement, is a weird one. Twin sisters Nozomi and Kanami have a relationship that goes decidedly beyond that of “sisters”, teasing one another and making their pussies and ass swell. The two spend many happy hours pleasuring each other, however, when their parents, who are having martial issues, decide to divorce, it’s decided that the two will be split up. So apparently, to combat the SADNESS of this, they decide to have SUPER STRANGE LOLI SEX!

Well, here is my angry review of Double Phase.

Music: 8/10
Now, for a small game like this one, the music was pretty badass during some parts. It was synthesizer junk but it wasn’t that bad. Though in the beginning I was confused as to why it all sounded like something bad was happening but I learned later on why. So, yeah, not much else I can say about that one.

Characters: 9000/10
There were 2 characters…no wait…4, I think. Would you count 2 people who have only like 5 unvoiced lines as characters? I guess so. Anyway, you have Nozomi, Kanami, and Mom and Dad. The game was told from Kanami’s perspective. Kanami is a loli twin, like her loli twin, Nozomi. They both look alike apart from a hairband thingy. Kanami is the one who still has all her marbles, unlike Nozomi. Mom and Dad are silhouetted figures. Nozomi is a freaking freak. She likes it DEEP inside. And when I say DEEP inside, I mean…well…let this picture explain for me.

The characters are so fucking AWESOME that I have to go to the story section of this review to explain more. But first, the voices. KAWAII. They made me jizz in my pants. YEAH!

Story AND Art AND Ero Scenes: At first I was like 4/10, but then I was like 10/10
Well, to start the story out, our two lolis are having loli fun, and by fun I mean sex. So they’re having sex and shit and then they have more sex and shit. I don’t even have to review the first part of the story, cause I have pictures. These pictures also satisfy my graphics review and Ero review. Of course, I just HAVE to comment on this one right here. That cannot be possible and CANNOT BE HEALTHY. Nor can the one whereSHE HAS HER FUCKING HANDS ON HER WOMB. I MEAN WTF, YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMETHING!

This is just really disturbing.

Well, these are just more images.

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Oh yeah, this game also gets FUCK WEIRD in the end where it turns out YOU DIE. Nozomi FUCKING SLITS YOUR THROAT AND JUNK because she doesn’t want you to leave her. Now, the blood is fucking awesome looking. I mean shit, I have never seen such awesome blood.

Now, some of the dialouge was standard and cheesy but hey, what can you do?

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