Warning: This post is NOT SAFE FOR VIEWING OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME. I only reviewed this because I was asked to by a friend. Apparently, people think it’s mighty funny when someone reads something deplorable, horrible, and non-adorable. While I do take responsibility for anything contained herein, please note that I do not condone any of the acts portrayed in this game, or any other game that involves acts of torture, humiliation, or any other disgusting things. Thank you,
masat01
Well, I am happy to say that after completing Water Closet my I.Q. dropped about 50 points. Also, my brain died from being exposed to horrible story and even worse background music. So, after completing every fucking story, I could only ask one question: Why the hell was this made? Thus begins my review of “The Water Closet”.
Music 3/10
The only reason this even gets a THREE is because it was actually there. Though, the music was utter shit. It was all electronic synthesizer noise that sometimes didn’t even go with the scene. And there were only like 6 tracks, and they all got old real fast. Now, I know that just because the music sucks doesn’t mean it doesn’t have any good points. The music could have been great if it had sounded more realistic.
Voice 0/10
Voices and Sound effects didn’t work. But I’m sure that if they had…10/10 for the lulz, oh and the foriegner guy.
Characters 4/10 (Foriegner Guy 20/10)
The women were all stupid and 1 dimensional. Each one had a simple story (Bladder Control Issues, can’t pee because of public, tampons stuck in vagina). The character designs were pretty bad too. The only character story even worth reading was the housewife, just because the foriegn guy gets so much fucking screentime. Here, have some foriegn dude.
Storyline 5/10
All of the stories were about piss and shit. Literally. Each one was about a girl having some dillema with pissing or shitting. One of them (the housewife) coudln’t take a piss in one of her stories because she was in an elevator. Of course, leave it to the foriegner to pull out a canteen, rub her uterus, and get her to pee in the canteen, then leaving with her clothes. Then the canteen overflows exposing her naked peeing self to the people standing outside of the elevator on the first floor. The stories were so shitty (get it?) that even I MYSELF could have written all of them. Medium score because of SUPERMAN and SACRED TOILET.
Overall wtf/10
WTF needs no explanation. Don’t buy this piece of shit, don’t even rent it (if that is even possible). Hell, don’t even fucking DOWNLOAD it. This will leave you wanting your however much bandwidth you wasted on this back and the hour of your like you spent reading this piece of trash.
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